365 miles to go.

adamjcullen: Fuck man. This song is just so fucking good. Daft...

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:40:11 -0400

Fuck man. This song is just so fucking good. Daft Punk. FUCK

milakuntits: wvnderbar: that murder victim was totally asking for it, walking around with their...

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:39:58 -0400

wvnderbar:

that murder victim was totally asking for it, walking around with their vital organs all vulnerable

#that’s what they get for going out in public without a suit of armor

nerdache-cakes: All of you are wrong. The J in GIF is silent. Like in José. Hif.

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:39:35 -0400

nerdache-cakes:

All of you are wrong. The J in GIF is silent. Like in José.

Hif.

alexanderperchov: well that’s the best news i’ve gotten all...

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:33:41 -0400

alexanderperchov:

well that’s the best news i’ve gotten all day

candlebud: cuntused: candlebud: people that wish dragons were real are you...

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:33:37 -0400

candlebud:

cuntused:

candlebud:

people that wish dragons were real

are you sure

ARE

YOU

POSITIVE

The last one is fake. It’s deathwing from wow.

sorry guys you caught me. all of the other pictures are real dragons

asap-tran: really-shit: If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the...

Thu, 23 May 2013 16:59:44 -0400

asap-tran:

really-shit:

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

fuck

White parents : May I come in?

Thu, 23 May 2013 05:26:45 -0400

White parents : May I come in?

My Parents: abre la pinche puerta quien chingaos te dio permiso de echarle seguro ni que tu pagaras los pinches biles.

Photo

Thu, 23 May 2013 05:26:14 -0400

Photo

Thu, 23 May 2013 05:26:11 -0400

missmonomi: #swiggity swag i am the bag

Thu, 23 May 2013 05:25:39 -0400

missmonomi:

#swiggity swag i am the bag

macdaddyc: probably the best text i’ve ever received

Thu, 23 May 2013 05:23:52 -0400

macdaddyc:

probably the best text i’ve ever received

obeseblackguy: she dooooo

Thu, 23 May 2013 05:22:33 -0400

obeseblackguy:

she dooooo

obeseblackguy: do she got a booty

Thu, 23 May 2013 05:22:29 -0400

obeseblackguy:

do she got a booty

dysenterygay: i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto...

Thu, 23 May 2013 05:17:29 -0400

dysenterygay:

i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and look at me w/ so much shame

kfcofficial: im not even a 2nd choice im like an 8th choice sometimes a 10th

Wed, 22 May 2013 05:55:51 -0400

kfcofficial:

im not even a 2nd choice im like an 8th choice sometimes a 10th

vaspim1fag9392bitch383slut: pygmyalpaca: vaspim1fag9392bitch383slut: WE AT THE HOTEL MOTEL...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:05:10 -0400

vaspim1fag9392bitch383slut:

pygmyalpaca:

vaspim1fag9392bitch383slut:

WE AT THE HOTEL MOTEL HOLIDAY INN pitbull - hotel room service

How do you remember your URL?

got it tramp stamped tatted on ur mom so everytime i fuk her i refresh my memory

alltimeangela: why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:01:07 -0400

alltimeangela:

why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend

bandbutts: If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking I don’t know how to live my life...

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:35:40 -0400

bandbutts:

If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking I don’t know how to live my life anymore

Omg

poopflow: doing everything for your friends and putting them first and they still end up abandoning...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:31:44 -0400

poopflow:

doing everything for your friends and putting them first and they still end up abandoning you (✿◠‿◠)

you know me so well.

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:28:49 -0400

you know me so well.