gowns:

if u dont like something just gesture towards it and say “failures of late capitalism”

oomshi:

I may not seem like it but I’m extremely competitive & if you challenge me to something I will slaughter you & destroy any pride you have

bootybureau:

getoffmybloghoe:

Internet history won’t tell you anything, if parents really want to know what their kids are up to check their most recent emojis

prehistorian:

stop for a minute and realize you are a 10lb brain piloting a slab of meat