hooddoggy:

i want to get so good at giving sly digs that you dont even realize i insulted you until like a week later when you randomly start crying while eating breakfast

actual life goals

  • police: you're under arrest
  • me: no i'm not
  • police: shit
  • landorus:

    cashier: that’ll be $4.20

    me: bruh

    cashier: bruh

    myfirstpubichair:

    parent: WHY DOES IT SMELL LIKE WEED IN THIS ROOM

    me: image

    it’s 3.34am and ive been laughing at this for a good five minutes

    Anonymous: Oh wow you're not straight? Congradu-fucking-lations! You're so much better than straight people, someone should give you a blue ribbon!!

    onlinewreck:

    muffepuffe:

    supermoclel:

    or MAYBE someone should give me equal rights

    slamDUNKED

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